and Condition of
use high quality 100% pure cotton products, and because of the
nature of the material, please allow for minimal shrinking after
washing, but you already know this, as you are not stupid…after
all, you are purchasing one of our really cool and funny shirts.
We only deal with reputable manufacturers such as Gildan,
Sols and Fruit of the Loom for our product range.
If you want to know specifically which brand of shirt you
will get, you can ask us in the message details on the order form.
The manufacturers that we deal with conform to
international monitoring of labour legislation to ensure that the
product you wear is manufactured ethically.
approximate size for each new item is indicated with the following
two measurement (a) armpit to armpit, and (b) hemline of the shirt
to bottom of collar in the centre.
Our shirts are high quality cotton based and are shrink
resistant, but please allow for a small reduction in the size
after the first wash. Our
experience has found that this is typically around 5%.
is a natural product and is subject to this.
We could use man made fibres, but they wouldn’t feel or
look the same. Dimensions
are given in cm (a x b). You should be able to compare this
against your other shirts to get the best fit.
t-shirt SMALL (44x60), MEDIUM (50 x 61), LARGE, (55x62), X-LARGE
Lady Fit ‘O’ collar SMALL (37x43), MEDIUM (41x44), LARGE,
(45x47), X-LARGE (49x49)
Lady Fit ‘V’ collar SMALL (37x40), MEDIUM (41x42), LARGE, (
45x45), X-LARGE (49x47)
Men’s Long Sleeve SMALL (44x60), MEDIUM (50x61), LARGE, (55x62),
Ladies Long Sleeve SMALL (37x45), MEDIUM (42x46), LARGE, (45x47,
are sorry if we don’t stock your size at the moment, but the
best way to encourage us to do so in the future is by asking us
for it and create the demand.
You never know, if you ask nicely and we like you, we might
be able to help you out!
check your order carefully before sending it.
Refer to our size guide and terms and conditions of sale
above as only faulty items will be replaced or refunded.
you live in
and would like to collect your shirt to save on shipping costs,
this can be arranged by e-mail.
We typically are happy to meet at almost any time and
anywhere in the central area of the city.
Payment is by cash on receipt of goods.
we can post your shirt to you anywhere in
for an additional sum of only 500 forint per shirt (half the price
of many of our competitors), as we don’t intend to rip you off
for excessive shipping fees. Payment
is made to Posta, usually on receipt of a delivery card
notification, and your shirt is handed over by Posta.
will post within the European Union.
As of 17th October 2008, this is around 5 euro
per shirt. If ordering
more than one, then discount will be given accordingly.
Prices on the website in euro currently
include the shipping cost.
Payment is currently only available through Paypal, but we
hope to be able to extend the options in the near future.
Upon receipt of your order we will send you an invoice and
details of where to make the payment.
Once payment has been received, your order is then
you live outside the European Union and would like a shirt, please
contact us by e-mail for a quote to your location.
In the unlikely event that we are going to be on holiday in
your city the following week, then we will forfeit the shipping
charge, but expect a drink of the local speciality upon arrival.
Payment is only by Paypal for outside of the European
do not recommend sending cash via the post, it is much safer and
easier to set up a Paypal account.
will have your shirt ready for collection or shipping usually
within 7 days. On
occasion it may take longer should a specific size or colour be
out of stock. We will
contact you if we anticipate any kind of delay as a courtesy.
Once shipped, within
, you should have your shirt within 3 days, the EU 10 days and the
Rest of the World 21 days. Should
your shirt not arrive, please contact us and we will do our best
from our end to locate the item.
Please note that we always obtain proof of postage, and can not offer refunds for items
lost in the post, unless you ask for and
pay for insurance on the item.
We have never lost an item yet, but please be aware that it
is remotely possible.
aim is 100% customer satisfaction, and all our shirts undergo a
three stage quality control process before they leave our
premises…unless of course someone breaks-in and steals them!
of this, we are confident that you will never ever need to return
a shirt which is faulty in any manner (specifically, we have sent
the wrong colour or the wrong size, or if the printing or shirt
itself is damaged), and we will guarantee a refund or replacement
of the shirt. Please
note that if you do not ask for insured shipping, then any damage
caused to the shirt in transit is beyond our responsibility, and
your argument is with the carrier.
a shirt because you ordered the wrong size or you have decided
that you want it in a different colour is not accepted within our
terms of sale, and we strongly suggest that you check the size
guide carefully before placing your order as mistakes may not be
rectified at a later date.
advise that you always wash the shirt inside out and wash at
40’c or below.
advise that you never tumble dry the shirt, but if you must, then
do so on a low heat setting and inside out.
iron the surface of the printed areas on the shirt if you want to
maintain the quality of the printing, which should outlast the
lifetime of the shirt if you look after it well.
You should be able to iron the reverse of the print area on
a low setting without any problem.
warranty is provided on the shirt or the printing if you do not
follow the guidelines above. Be
hope you enjoy wearing your shirt as much as we enjoy designing
and making them by hand for your enjoyment.
We hope you enjoy your purchase and hope that you, and your
friends who will love your shirt also, come back soon as another
you feel that you have reason to complain, please contact
email@example.com or by using the contact form on the website.
We will do our best within the terms of sale you have
agreed to above, to ensure that you are satisfied.
appreciate your comments on the quality of our service, the
website and of course the shirts themselves.
You can do this by contacting firstname.lastname@example.org or by using the
contact form on the website.
are a company who fuse together different national and cultural
experiences, and backgrounds to bring you an eclectic mix of
designs for your appreciation.
do we do it?
have a dedicated design team who are locked away from society
mostly to create the most bizarre and creative designs.
On occasion, we let them out under supervision to access
the wide array of stimuli that the world offers, before placing
them back in their safe and secure accommodation.
We do this for their own safety, as exposure to far too
much stimuli at any one time could have dramatic and adverse
affects to their health and ability to create the sheer genius
that you wear.
also have a dedicated and sometimes sober marketing arm, who has a
tendency to wander into the extreme.
Be glad in the knowledge that their single vote at board
meetings often results in rejection of their hair-brained,
sometimes illegal, often manic, promotional activities.
A firm ‘No’ generally does not suffice, and the idea
will fester away until it is beaten to death.
We do this for your safety…you being the public of
course. If you have
any ideas on how you think we can improve our marketing and
promotional activities, then please tell us.
You can contact email@example.com or by using the contact form
on the website.
do we do it?
love t-shirts and we love to make fun out of anyone and
everything. It seemed
to be a natural progression to put these two things together.
we need more models?
love our models and they will always be part of us, but we are
always looking for new talent to join the organisation. If
you are interested, get in touch with firstname.lastname@example.org or by using the
contact form on the website. We always have great fun on the
photo-shoots. If you see us out and about, stop to say
hello. You never know, we might even give you a free
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